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Elise Seyfried
To the Moms I Loved (and Lost)

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Dear Nancy and Sally: I think of you two often. You were each a pivotal part of my early days of...
Elise Seyfried
Re-Buyer’s Remorse

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

We’re having company tonight, and serving cheese and crackers for an appetizer. So, when I hit the...
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A Prayer to Saint Expeditus

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Happy November! As I awoke this morning after last night’s wild storms I felt powerless. Literally...
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Prep Time!

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

I have not written a blog post yet this month, and the obsessive-compulsive part of me is really...
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Tell (Almost) All

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

The average person keeps 13 secrets, five of which they have never told anyone. Come up with...
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Weight, Weight...Don’t Tell Me

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Ten years ago today, I tipped the scales at 105 lbs. I was eating the exact same amount, and...
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Standing in the Gap

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

And I sought for anyone among them who would repair the wall and stand in the gap before me on...
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Joint-ly

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Doesn’t it seem as if people’s body parts are wearing out faster these days? I’d noticed my...
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Right on Schedule

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

I’ve never done well without a schedule. Not only do they keep me on track, but my scribbled...
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Bored to Tears

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

I can’t recall the last time I was bored. As a grownup, my days have been chock-full of happenings...
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The God Project

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

You are an employee of a nameless Scandinavian furniture store. You work in the disorienting maze...
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Stirring Up a Hornet’s Nest

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

We’ve all heard that saying, right? When someone instigates trouble, or adds fuel to a fire that is...
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Inna Sagrada Familia

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Those who know me, know that I am a very impatient person when it comes to making things. If a...
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Sous Chef

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

I confess: when it comes to my kitchen, I am not a very good sharer. Even with a family full of...
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Name Game

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

There’s a nice guy at church that I have said hello to for years. It is far too late in the game to...
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In the Bag

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

I usually carry about $20. I have gotten out of the habit of using cash, because nearly everything...
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Labeled

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Thanks to my job, and my membership in various organizations, I regularly sport name tags or other...
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Good Investments

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

We don’t play the stock market. Our family “portfolio” is a tattered manila folder containing a...
Elise Seyfried
Office Space

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

When it comes to room makeovers, I am very very slow to act. While I adore the idea of a...
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Kazoos in Jericho

Elise Seyfried

6 years ago

Question: “Who is somebody who lives in your house with you?” Four Year Old’s Answer: “Jesus!!”...