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Elise Seyfried
Owl Be Seeing You

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I didn’t hear much about Flaco the Coop-Flown Owl, until the poor bird met his tragic end. For...
Elise Seyfried
Rings On (and Off) Our Fingers

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

My darling husband made a confession when he recently returned home from an out-of-town film shoot...
Elise Seyfried
A Shambolic Shambala

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Remember the ad for Calgon Bath Oil with the tagline: “Calgon, take me away”? Alas, my bath...
Elise Seyfried
Slippery Slope

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Many people’s pandemic stories (at least the tales of those of us lucky enough to escape COVID—...
Elise Seyfried
Very Wordy

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I’m nothing if not randomly ambitious-- my goals are all over the place. While I am consistent in...
Elise Seyfried
In the Fun House

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I recently asked myself, “E, when was the last time you had FUN?” I gotta tell you, E was stumped...
Elise Seyfried
WEIRDEST JOBS YOU WON'T BELIEVE ARE REAL--BUT THEY ARE!

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I’ll start with a confession: I'm the person for whom the clickbait title writer writes; the...
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My Love Language

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Time was, when we talked about “loving," we had a fairly agreed-upon concept in mind. Saint Paul...
Elise Seyfried
Custom-ized

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

At a baby shower last weekend, we played some games (as is the custom). One involved a list of baby...
Elise Seyfried
Pop Goes the Tart

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

“Dreams really do come true!” -sign held by mascot, Pop Tarts Bowl 2023 I...
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Five Little Words

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I love a writing challenge, especially when they’re short. There are lots out there—from “Tiny Love...
Elise Seyfried
Pulling Off Route 66

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

As an eternally reluctant driver, my M.O. on expressways is: make note of all the exits! You know,...
Elise Seyfried
The Hunt is to the Swift(ie)

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Remember Easter egg hunts? Those glorious springtime events where gleeful, pastel-clad children...
Elise Seyfried
A Very Hallmark Holiday Special: Love in the Card Store

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

SETTING: A Hallmark Card Store, Any Little Town, USA CHARACTERS: CASHIER, HOLLY CHRISTMAN, BRENT...
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Cleaned to Death

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

It’s new! It’s popular! It’s from Sweden! Nope, not IKEA, not this time. It’s the latest craze, “...
Elise Seyfried
Mwah!!

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

We humans put an awful lot of stock in kisses, don’t we? Letters are sealed with lipsticky kisses,...
Elise Seyfried
Aging in Place

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Steve is almost eight years my senior, so living with him is like getting a daily sneak preview of...
Elise Seyfried
Patience Is a Virtue (I Do Not Possess)

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I have never (ever) thought of myself as a patient person, and I assumed my husband was a kindred...
Elise Seyfried
Training to be Brave

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

When Steve and I were touring throughout the Northeast doing children’s theatre in 1979, Steve...
Elise Seyfried
A Gas House Epiphany

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

“For it’s down in the heart of the Gas House District in Old New York…” So began a ditty my...