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Elise Seyfried
Cleaned to Death

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

It’s new! It’s popular! It’s from Sweden! Nope, not IKEA, not this time. It’s the latest craze, “...
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Mwah!!

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

We humans put an awful lot of stock in kisses, don’t we? Letters are sealed with lipsticky kisses,...
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Aging in Place

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Steve is almost eight years my senior, so living with him is like getting a daily sneak preview of...
Elise Seyfried
Patience Is a Virtue (I Do Not Possess)

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I have never (ever) thought of myself as a patient person, and I assumed my husband was a kindred...
Elise Seyfried
Training to be Brave

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

When Steve and I were touring throughout the Northeast doing children’s theatre in 1979, Steve...
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A Gas House Epiphany

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

“For it’s down in the heart of the Gas House District in Old New York…” So began a ditty my...
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Men Are From Rome, Women Are From...Death Row?

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Just when I thought that internet revelations couldn’t get any weirder, I learned this tidbit:...
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Really Dreamy

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I honestly don’t watch much TV these days. Don’t congratulate me; the tally of my lifetime viewing...
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Instacart Confessions

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I was never an enthusiastic shopper (except during my Year of Mania in 2006, when I single handedly...
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Humans of Anywhere

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

As a child living in Manhattan, I observed my grownups, and learned the drill for safely moving...
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Under Pressure

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

On our flight to Europe last year, I bought a pair of compression socks for the first time. I was...
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The Secret of My (Quiz Show) Success

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

What’s my formula for consistently winning on radio quiz shows? Here it is (whispers): Never go...
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Who is Gen Z Anyway?

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Also known as iGen and Centennials, the Z’s are the young people born between 1997 and 2012. As a...
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Bringing Up Baby

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Believe it or not, I successfully raised five humans. Oh, I made my boatload of mistakes (picture a...
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By the Light of the Silvery Moon

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Is there a heavenly body more referenced in song and story than the moon? From our babies' first...
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Slicing the Pie

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

If we look at life as a pie (and why not? I vote for peach-blueberry!), we divide our days into...
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Stone Age

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

The boys have a book, A Street Through Time , that depicts the same place over a period...
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Tragically Optimistic

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

I think of optimists as perpetually sunny-natured folks, always looking on the bright side of life...
Elise Seyfried
I Was Barbie’s Bestie

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

We don’t go to many movies in theaters these days. But there are some films that simply MUST be...
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Shazaam!

Elise Seyfried

2 years ago

Fun party ice breaker: ask the revelers the name of Oscar Wilde’s novel about a man whose mirror...