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Elise Seyfried
Divide and Slumber

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

"One Sleep, Two Sleep, Old Sleep, New Sleep/ Smooth Sleep, Rough Sleep, Never Get Enough...
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Chicken Jockeys!

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

I’m a veteran children’s theatre performer, quite familiar with the tradition of audience...
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For the Plot

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

As a writer (and reader), I’m much more intrigued by character development than clever plot twists...
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The Empress of Ice Cream

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

As a soi-disant essayist, I crank out my little 500-worders every week. I don’t kid myself that any...
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Going Once, Going Twice

Elise Seyfried

10 months ago

I think it’s probably accurate to estimate that I have entered the fourth and final quarter of My...
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Local Dialect(ic)

Elise Seyfried

10 months ago

This week I celebrate finally learning the name of something I’ve been living with forever (no, not...
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Artistic Licensing

Elise Seyfried

10 months ago

If you have ever asked yourself: “What artistic genius designed the iconic logo for Chupa Chups...
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The Ticketmaster

Elise Seyfried

10 months ago

Steve and I are heading up to NYC for a special performance by comedian Mike Birbiglia this Friday...
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Everyone Will Be Famous for 10 Seconds

Elise Seyfried

10 months ago

“Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” –Andy Warhol The celebrity A-list sure is a firehose of...
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Baby Magic

Elise Seyfried

11 months ago

Excuse me for basking. We Seyfrieds are currently enjoying being in the golden glow of Babyland...
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Basket Making

Elise Seyfried

11 months ago

If pressed, I'll say “basketball is my sport.” This gives me some street cred, and assures my...
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Limelighting

Elise Seyfried

11 months ago

We’ve all heard about so and so or such and such being “in the limelight,” as in “currently famous/...
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The Rocky Road to Nirvana

Elise Seyfried

11 months ago

Meditation and I have always had a difficult relationship. For one thing, I hate to be alone with (...
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Dear Diary

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Dear Diary, I can’t believe it’s been 56 years since I’ve written in you!!!! Wow!!! I’ve been a...
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Incomparable

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Comp. It’s one of those abbreviations that writers, editors and agents often bandy about. For years...
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Tarnished Arches

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

You can’t go home again. You never step into the same river twice. To these...
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Planning Sesh

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I see that 2025 is off to a not-so-stellar start! Not even thinking of the wildfires in California...
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Hermit-ically (Un)sealed

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Having taken numerous personality tests online, I consider myself a true expert on—myself. I am an...
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Books on my Kindle I Never Got Around to Reading

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

As Baby New Year (or is that Dimitri?) arrives, revealing the Joys (or Fresh Horrors) of 2025, I...
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In the Cards

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

It’s holiday card time once again! Since we stopped sending them out years ago (after decades of...