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Elise Seyfried
Irish Exit

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

I HATE goodbyes at the end of gatherings. For eons, I was trapped in the etiquette loop: “Thanks...
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Trivial Pursuits

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

Steve and I don’t frequent trivia nights in bars and restaurants. I maintain it’s because we want...
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Core Beliefs

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5 months ago

As if life wasn’t complicated enough. Nowadays, it’s not just about the general condition of our...
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Whimsy and Weirdness

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5 months ago

Whimsy. Weird. One means light, fun, fanciful . The other means odd, strange, bizarre...
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Lemonading

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5 months ago

What can I say about lemons? One (spelled Lemmon) was a fine actor. Lululemon is an activewear...
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Go West, Old Mom

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5 months ago

I’m not a fan of “solo travel.” By which I mean, going anywhere much by myself. I see pix of...
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OK Ko

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

As we all know, there are four seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall. There are also several Four...
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Mercy Buckets!

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

As a multi-language appreciator (as opposed to multi-language speaker), I am always fascinated to...
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Divide and Slumber

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6 months ago

"One Sleep, Two Sleep, Old Sleep, New Sleep/ Smooth Sleep, Rough Sleep, Never Get Enough...
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Chicken Jockeys!

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

I’m a veteran children’s theatre performer, quite familiar with the tradition of audience...
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For the Plot

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

As a writer (and reader), I’m much more intrigued by character development than clever plot twists...
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The Empress of Ice Cream

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

As a soi-disant essayist, I crank out my little 500-worders every week. I don’t kid myself that any...
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Going Once, Going Twice

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

I think it’s probably accurate to estimate that I have entered the fourth and final quarter of My...
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Local Dialect(ic)

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7 months ago

This week I celebrate finally learning the name of something I’ve been living with forever (no, not...
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Artistic Licensing

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

If you have ever asked yourself: “What artistic genius designed the iconic logo for Chupa Chups...
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The Ticketmaster

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8 months ago

Steve and I are heading up to NYC for a special performance by comedian Mike Birbiglia this Friday...
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Everyone Will Be Famous for 10 Seconds

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

“Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” –Andy Warhol The celebrity A-list sure is a firehose of...
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Baby Magic

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

Excuse me for basking. We Seyfrieds are currently enjoying being in the golden glow of Babyland...
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Basket Making

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

If pressed, I'll say “basketball is my sport.” This gives me some street cred, and assures my...
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Limelighting

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

We’ve all heard about so and so or such and such being “in the limelight,” as in “currently famous/...