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Elise Seyfried
Adulting

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

Bank Teller: [ cashing Josh's first paycheck ] Okay, so how would you like that? Josh: Three...
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I Am All Connected

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

I've been trying to choose an image that would convey my feelings about our interconnected humanity...
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Fade Out

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

There I was, deep in YouTube World, when I found a TED talk called “The Four Phases of Retirement...
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Mirror Images

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

I’m a big fan of symmetry. You know—balance, one might even say “matchy matchy” (tastefully done of...
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Multitalented

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

I can say, with only a modicum of braggy, that I have been called “multitalented” on occasion...
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Tempting Fate

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

I’m such a chicken that it’s honestly amazing I haven’t sprouted feathers. Even reading about the...
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Slanguage Arts

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

While I’m “hep” to the latest “lingo,” I know to stay in my conversational lane. Aiden has brought...
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Letting Them

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

I may be the last living person who has yet to read Mel Robbins’ gigantic bestseller/attitude...
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Scheduled Maintenance

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

We love our mechanic, Dave at Flourtown Gulf. Great guy. He’s never made us feel (too) guilty when...
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Returning My Wisdom Package

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

In my yoga class, I am often tasked with finding an inspirational reading for the end of our...
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Confessions of a Code-Switching Chameleon

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

Lately I’ve been reflecting on my behavior—or rather, behaviors. While I do believe I have a strong...
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Ooh la Labubu

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

Ever have a feeling your life is missing something? A mysterious "extra" that would elevate your...
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Memory Palace

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

This week marks the 20 th anniversary of my first manic episode (that I can identify as such). Just...
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Me Do It Myself!

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

Forget the Founding Fathers’ 1776 document! Here is the true Declaration of Independence: “Me do it...
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Dinner @ Nonna’s

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

Confession: I did NOT have a “Nonna.” My grandmas were reluctant cooks at best (Grandma Berrigan)...
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What’s in a Name?

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

We have SO many chances in life to name things. Towards the beginning, God tasked Adam with naming...
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High (Flying) Anxiety

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

Didja hear that shoe removal is no longer required when going through airport security? Now, mind...
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Come Back, Words!

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

You know me. At least I hope you do. I’m all about language—new words, clever words, rhyming words...
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Trophy Therapy

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

DR. J: Thank you all for coming today. Let’s begin with Emmy. EMMY: I just don’t feel as special as...
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Pebbling

Elise Seyfried

9 months ago

Our culture stresses that it’s the grand gestures that really prove love (especially romantic love...