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Elise Seyfried
Slanguage Arts

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

While I’m “hep” to the latest “lingo,” I know to stay in my conversational lane. Aiden has brought...
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Letting Them

Elise Seyfried

4 months ago

I may be the last living person who has yet to read Mel Robbins’ gigantic bestseller/attitude...
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Scheduled Maintenance

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

We love our mechanic, Dave at Flourtown Gulf. Great guy. He’s never made us feel (too) guilty when...
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Returning My Wisdom Package

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

In my yoga class, I am often tasked with finding an inspirational reading for the end of our...
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Confessions of a Code-Switching Chameleon

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

Lately I’ve been reflecting on my behavior—or rather, behaviors. While I do believe I have a strong...
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Ooh la Labubu

Elise Seyfried

5 months ago

Ever have a feeling your life is missing something? A mysterious "extra" that would elevate your...
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Memory Palace

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

This week marks the 20 th anniversary of my first manic episode (that I can identify as such). Just...
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Me Do It Myself!

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

Forget the Founding Fathers’ 1776 document! Here is the true Declaration of Independence: “Me do it...
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Dinner @ Nonna’s

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

Confession: I did NOT have a “Nonna.” My grandmas were reluctant cooks at best (Grandma Berrigan)...
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What’s in a Name?

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

We have SO many chances in life to name things. Towards the beginning, God tasked Adam with naming...
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High (Flying) Anxiety

Elise Seyfried

6 months ago

Didja hear that shoe removal is no longer required when going through airport security? Now, mind...
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Come Back, Words!

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

You know me. At least I hope you do. I’m all about language—new words, clever words, rhyming words...
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Trophy Therapy

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

DR. J: Thank you all for coming today. Let’s begin with Emmy. EMMY: I just don’t feel as special as...
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Pebbling

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

Our culture stresses that it’s the grand gestures that really prove love (especially romantic love...
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Seasons of Blog (700th Post Today!)

Elise Seyfried

7 months ago

350,000 words I have written, it's 700 mini-essays counting today They’re not...
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Irish Exit

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

I HATE goodbyes at the end of gatherings. For eons, I was trapped in the etiquette loop: “Thanks...
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Trivial Pursuits

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

Steve and I don’t frequent trivia nights in bars and restaurants. I maintain it’s because we want...
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Core Beliefs

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

As if life wasn’t complicated enough. Nowadays, it’s not just about the general condition of our...
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Whimsy and Weirdness

Elise Seyfried

8 months ago

Whimsy. Weird. One means light, fun, fanciful . The other means odd, strange, bizarre...
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Lemonading

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9 months ago

What can I say about lemons? One (spelled Lemmon) was a fine actor. Lululemon is an activewear...