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Elise Seyfried
Walking on Eggshells

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I believe that all of us, at some point in our lives, have to deal with explosive people. You know...
Elise Seyfried
Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I come from superstitious Irish Catholic stock. My family tends to see signs from God (honestly? It...
Elise Seyfried
Safety First!

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Most of the time, and in most places, I have felt relatively safe through the years. I credit much...
Elise Seyfried
Menopost

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

“There is no greater power in the world than the zest of a postmenopausal woman.” That quotation...
Elise Seyfried
Focacciart

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

“I like the feeling of being able to confront an experience and resolve it as art.”—Eudora Welty...
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Taking the Fifth (and the Second)

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

While much of my elementary school experience is a mental mush, for some reason my recall of both...
Elise Seyfried
Ramblin’ Woman

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

We won’t get into the political scene (promise), but I must take a moment and defend old #45 for...
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You Had to Be There

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

My first experiences with “comedy” included watching those horrible, sadistic Three Stooges on TV...
Elise Seyfried
Truthiness

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Do you remember the “old” Steven Colbert? The pundit he played on his original late night show ...
Elise Seyfried
Take My Easy-Peasy News Quiz!

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I’ve recently become a current events expert. Previously, any discussion of the state of the world...
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Ribbit!

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

For a gal who is terrified of snakes and other slimy, cold-blooded critters, I happen to be a major...
Elise Seyfried
Hobbyist

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

No, not a "lobbyist." I do not intend to advocate for Microsoft or Pfizer or Coca-Cola.I want to be...
Elise Seyfried
The Gray Lady (Someday. Not Yet.)

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

OK, so apparently my existential crisis is all in my head (my hair, to be precise). At age 67 and a...
Elise Seyfried
What’s My Theme?

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

There’s a running gag in our Rehoboth Summer Children’s Theatre production of Cinderella...
Elise Seyfried
Veggie Babies

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Week 28: Your baby is about the size of a large eggplant. The day before Steve and I...
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Put a Lid On It

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

Our corner of the planet has been under a “Heat Dome,” with high humidity and temps in the 90s. At...
Elise Seyfried
Shadowloss

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I’ve reached the age when the deaths of dear ones are increasingly common events. I remember that...
Elise Seyfried
Joro’s Web

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

The other night we were eating dinner out on our deck, and my eyes wandered to a weathered blue...
Elise Seyfried
There’s an App for That

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

I remember back when “app” meant Sour Cream Onion Dip. It was a “mobile app” if you took it to a...
Elise Seyfried
Y.I.M.B.Y (Yes, in my Backyard)

Elise Seyfried

1 year ago

After two weeks in the UK, I am settling back down to home, and my comfortable routine. While it...